A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer.
Old man: "All you need to know about politics is that Barack Obama is a post turtle."
Doctor: "Oh? What is a post turtle?"
Old man: "When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? That's a post turtle. Ya know he didn't get there by himself, he don't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help take the poor thing down."
In light of all the criticism that President Obama is struck dumb when he is without his teleprompter, the Democrats decide to hold a "Obama Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand Democrats meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium.
Nancy Pelosi says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Barack Obama is not stupid. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce President Barack Obama."
After the cheers die down. Pelosi says "Mr. President, we're going to prove to the world once and for all that you are not stupid without your teleprompter. So tell us, what is 15 plus 15?"
Obama, after scrunching up his face and concentrating real hard for a moment, declares, "Eighteen!"
Obviously Pelosi is a little disappointed. Then the 80,000 Democrats start cheering, "Give Obama another chance! Give Obama another chance!"
Nancy Pelosi says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can do that." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing, Obama meekly asks "Ninety?"
Nancy Pelosi is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.
But then Obama starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000 Democrats begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting again "Give Obama another chance! Give Obama another chance!"
Pelosi, unsure whether she's doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
Obama looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a whole minute, proudly announces "Four."
A moment of total silence, then an electric charge surges through the stadium as pandemonium breaks out.
All 80,000 Democrats jump to their feet.
These ACORN partisans start to wave their arms, stomp their feet and create a deafening roar:
"GIVE OBAMA ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE OBAMA ANOTHER CHANCE!"
While visiting England, Barack Obama was invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
Obama asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Obama watches as the Queen phones John Brown and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
John Brown responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Obama?"
Obama nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Obama, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Speaker of the House the test. Obama summons Nancy Pelosi to the White House and says, "Nancy, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Obama poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Pelosi hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"
Obama agrees, and Pelosi leaves. She immediately calls a meeting of other Democrats, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Pelosi calls Hillary Clinton at the State Department and explains her problem.
"Now listen to this, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Pelosi rushes back to the White House, finds Barack Obama, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Obama replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's John Brown!"
The first I heard on Rush Limbaugh. What do Obama and God have in common? No birth certificate....
The second one came from: http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/
Q. What's the difference between Obama giving a speech and a cardboard cutout of Obama giving a speech? A. The cardboard cutout looks at the camera instead of the teleprompter.
For anyone that cares... I have been posting more on Facebook in the past few weeks. Also, I have been busy between semesters. I need to find a way to link my stream in Facebook to blogger.
Trespassing by definition means that you do not have permission to enter. So, if you Trespassing By Permission Only, you are no longer trespassing. This would be the kind of question to ask robot invaders to send them into a continual loop and blow up their circuits.
Kyle-Anne Shiver has a point on why Obama fooled so many people into voting for him.
FTA: What if an American President campaigned as a pragmatic centrist, promised tax cuts to 95% of the American people and pledged himself to a new era of government honesty, openness and bipartisanship, but never had any of those intentions? The result might be a cabinet full of tax cheats, political cronies and lobbyists, and a president peddling an overstuffed budget of liberal dream-schemes at a time when the American economy can least afford an extra nickel for folderol or fiddling.
Read the rest here: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/03/the_obama_we_knew_but_denied.html
Geoffrey Hunt writes about how Obama should not have preached his openness in government. We are "shocked" to find out he is a socialist.
FTA: More and more supporters are waking up to the reality of the man they helped put into the White House. In a sweeping but concise recounting on how President Obama's agenda is now all but lost, largely through a dead-on-arrival proposed budget, Byron York inasmuch predicts Obama may be already a lame duck president barely 60 days into his first term. How is this possible? How did it happen?
Which is precisely Obama's problem and why his presidency is doomed. In a staggering miscalculation he forgot that transparency works in opposite ways too; for example displays of ineptitude, ignorance, inexperience and stupidity become glaringly transparent when afforded enough opportunity for repeated exposures.
Read the rest here: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/03/president_obamas_miscalculated.html
Mark Moran writes an article about the Fusion Centers being established in this country. This is for all you who complained about George W. Bush and his Patriot Act. Now, Obama is going further than Bush.
FTA: There are now an estimated 70 Fusion Centers similar to Missouri's throughout the country. Since 2004, an estimated $254 million dollars has been spent to create these offices. According to an article at foxnews.com, these offices use data mining, the military and excessive secrecy in conducting their investigations.
Read more here: http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/03/coming_soon_neighborhood_fusio.html
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